Every Hunter Biden story sounds like unwoke media we're supposed to crave.
The Bidens suck, but you're going to have to do better than telling me to hate a guy for being extremely hung, doing drugs, and regularly sampling premium world class vaginas.
every conservative news headline is like: "BREAKING: President Joe Biden LOVES His Special Little Boy Who Was Just Arrested For Breaking The Sound Barrier While Doing MDMA And Getting Jacked Off" and im supposed to not think thats great
twitter trending tags: #KillAllWomen, #MrBeast
tumblr sponsored post every 5 seconds: we collabed with AO3 to make these socks for your inner fangirl.
tiktok fyp: (Default tts voice) Here's how I made 500 dollars off this rare side hustle (mutual aid scam)
reddit trending post: Video on r/PublicFreakOuts of a 13 year old girl getting slapped to the pavement and seizing with the title "Justice served"













